"it" just moved
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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