i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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