i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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