Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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