It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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