Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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