doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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