i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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