the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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