I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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