You really coming over, don't trick.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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