Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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