He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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