Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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