But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
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i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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