Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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