there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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