Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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