Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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