Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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