Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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