i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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