My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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