spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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