STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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