He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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