Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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