Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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