Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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