real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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