I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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