I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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