Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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