if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
this will be a night to untag.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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