Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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