so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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