that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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