So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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