i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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