I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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