i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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