You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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