im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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