I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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