Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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