FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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