margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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