Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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