Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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