is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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